I Suck If You Ask Nicely Tee

The I Suck If You Ask Nicely tee from Unethical Threads is four lines of text that start as self-deprecation and land as an offer. Polite, shameless, and just vague enough to wear in public.

Who actually wears this?

People with no shame and outstanding manners. The I Suck If You Ask Nicely shirt is for anyone who figured out that confidence and self-deprecation are the same thing if you commit hard enough. It's what you wear when you want people to read it twice, realize what it means, and then not know where to look.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take whatever you put it through
• Unisex regular fit, sizes S through 4XL. Bad decisions look good on everyone
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would send a completely different message
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp long after your reputation doesn't
• Available in black or white. Pick your level of plausible deniability

Will this get me in trouble?

Probably. That's half the appeal. The text doesn't say anything explicit, which is exactly what makes it effective. People have to do the math themselves, and the ones who get it can't un-get it. The ones who don't will leave you alone, which is also a win.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Suck If You Ask Nicely tee come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex regular fit. It's built to fit everyone brave enough to wear it.

Does the print fade or crack?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the text stays sharp no matter how many times you wash it.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white. Both deliver the same message, just with different levels of contrast.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you're ready for that relationship to either level up or end. There is no middle ground with this shirt.