LGBT Latinas Guacamole Bimmer Tequila Tee

The LGBT Latinas Guacamole Bimmer Tequila Tee from Unethical Threads puts your actual priorities on your chest. Four letters, four essentials, one shirt that tells people everything they need to know about you. No further explanation required.

Who actually wears this?

People with a sense of humor and excellent taste in priorities. You'll find this tee at cookouts, Cinco de Mayo parties, and anywhere tequila is being poured before noon.

It pairs well with questionable decisions and strong opinions about guacamole. If you've ever had a real conversation about whether BMW drivers are born or made, this shirt already belongs in your closet.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper freebie from a 5K you didn't run
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because good taste comes in all sizes
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. The print does the talking.
• DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors actually stay
• Preshrunk, because nobody needs a surprise crop top

Is this actually a good gift?

Honestly, yes. It's the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I respect it."

Perfect for the friend who orders guac even when it's extra, drives a BMW they can barely afford, and treats tequila as a personality trait. You're not guessing with this one. If the shoe fits, so does the shirt.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does LGBT stand for on this shirt?
Latinas, Guacamole, Bimmer, Tequila. The four essentials.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not some iron-on that peels after three washes. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it.

Is this shirt offensive?
That depends entirely on your sense of humor. We think it's hilarious. Your HR department might disagree.