I Support Single Moms Tee

The I Support Single Moms tee from Unethical Threads is for the guy who considers a Tuesday night at the strip club a philanthropic endeavor. You're not just making it rain. You're making a difference.

Who actually wears this?

People who tip well and talk about it.

If you've ever described yourself as "a real community guy" with a straight face while holding a stack of ones, this is your uniform. It's the kind of shirt that says everything without you having to explain your Friday night.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your cover charge
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're classy like that
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even after your dignity fades
• Available in multiple colors for the philanthropist of many moods

Is this a good gift?

It's the perfect gift.

This is what you get for the friend who peaked as best man at a bachelor party. The one who still tells that Vegas story. Hand it over at his birthday, Christmas, or any random Tuesday and watch the room split between laughter and concern. Pair it with a stack of singles for maximum effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about supporting single moms?

Sure. In the same way a lap dance is performance art. Interpret it however keeps you comfortable.

What sizes does the I Support Single Moms tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much everybody with questionable taste.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. The shirt stays the same size. Your social circle might not.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Define "appropriate." You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your HR department.