I Support Whatever Benefits Me Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Support Whatever Benefits Me Tee from Unethical Threads is radical self-honesty printed on heavyweight cotton. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so from the front you look like a perfectly reasonable team player. The real mission statement only reveals itself once you've already walked away.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted that self-interest is the factory setting, not a bug.

The person who helps you move but only because you mentioned free pizza. The one who switches sides in every group chat debate depending on who's winning. Your coworker who somehow always ends up on the project with the best budget. This shirt just skips the part where you pretend you're doing it for the greater good.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your principles
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your loyalty
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, it might be the most thoughtful gift you can give someone who openly operates like this.

It says "I see exactly who you are, and I respect it." Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Fair warning: once they own it, they will wear it constantly. And you will have to look at it every time they walk away from you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back only. The front is completely blank, so you look like a normal person from the front. On-brand.

What sizes does the I Support Whatever Benefits Me Tee come in?
Sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?
The DTG (direct-to-garment) print holds its color through regular washing. Cold water, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast most of your friendships.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Is this shirt actually funny or just kind of mean?
It's funny. The joke is universal. Everyone runs on self-interest to some degree. This shirt just skips the part where you pretend otherwise.