I Survived Cinco de Mayo My Liver Didn't Tee

The I Survived Cinco de Mayo My Liver Didn't Tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: printing the thing you were already thinking. It's a post-party trophy in shirt form. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a graphic that tells everyone exactly how your night went.

Who's Actually Wearing This?

The person at the party who peaked at 11 PM and still showed up to brunch the next day. This shirt is a war story you don't have to tell out loud.

It works for Cinco de Mayo, the morning after, or just a regular Tuesday if your liver holds a grudge that long. Pair it with sunglasses and a large water. You'll fit right in.

• Heavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and a spill or two)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it
• DTG print (direct-to-garment), so the colors stay loud even after your memory of the night fades
• Preshrunk fabric, because nobody needs surprises after that kind of weekend

Does This Make a Good Gift?

It's practically designed for it. Got a friend who treats every Cinco de Mayo like a personal endurance test? This is their shirt.

It lands for birthdays, White Elephant, or as an unsolicited reminder of that one night they'd rather forget. If they laugh, they're your people. If they don't, that's useful information too.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care tag and the design will outlast your liver.

Is this shirt only for Cinco de Mayo?

You can wear it year-round if your lifestyle supports it. No judgment here.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you're sweating through brunch.