AAA I Took A Shit In The Bucees Bathroom T Shirt

The I Took A Shit In The Bucees Bathroom tee from Unethical Threads. A public confession on heavyweight cotton for anyone who walked into the cleanest gas station bathroom in America and absolutely destroyed it. You know who you are.

Who actually wears a shirt about pooping at Buc-ee's?

Anyone who's driven through Texas and treated that bathroom like a personal spa. Road trippers, Buc-ee's loyalists, and people who peaked somewhere between the beef jerky wall and stall number seven.

You stood in that cathedral of tile and fluorescent lighting and you made a choice. This shirt is how you live with it. Honestly, it takes a certain kind of confidence to broadcast your bathroom habits on your chest, and that's exactly the energy we're here for.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your confession
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck so you look put-together from the neck up at least
• DTG print for colors that won't fade, even if your dignity already did
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after your next Buc-ee's brisket sandwich

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift.

If someone you know won't stop talking about Buc-ee's (and you know someone who won't stop talking about Buc-ee's), this shirt says everything they're already saying but louder. Great for birthdays, road trip send-offs, or just reminding your friend that you remember what they did on I-35. Nobody forgets a Buc-ee's bathroom story. Now they don't have to.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about pooping at Buc-ee's?

Yes. It says it right there on the shirt. No subtext, no metaphor. Just a statement of fact.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for you and your post-Buc-ee's food baby.

Will the print wash off?

No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Your confession is permanent.

Is this offensive?

It's a shirt about using a bathroom. If that offends someone, they have bigger problems than your wardrobe.