I Took A Shit In The Costco Bathroom Tee

The I Took A Shit In The Costco Bathroom tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A shirt for the people who go to Costco for one thing and end up using every amenity the warehouse has to offer.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been there. You went in for a rotisserie chicken and came out 47 minutes later with a 48-pack of paper towels, a sense of accomplishment, and significantly lighter.

This shirt is for that person. It's also for anyone who thinks the funniest thing you can put on a tee is something that actually happened.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it cost more than it did. Because it did.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for you and the bulk snacks.
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing fancy, nothing that needs explaining.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors don't fade into some sad ghost of themselves after ten washes.
• Made to survive laundry day, Costco parking lots, and the looks you'll get in the checkout line.

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, yes. If you know someone with a Costco membership and a sense of humor, this is the gift.

It's specific enough to be funny and universal enough that half the population quietly nods in recognition. Baby showers, white elephants, or just because you saw it and thought of Dave. Dave knows what he did.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about the Costco bathroom?
Yes. That's the whole thing. No hidden meaning, no metaphor. It's a shirt about using the bathroom at Costco. Sometimes the best jokes are just the truth.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but the relaxed cut is pretty forgiving.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it normally and the print stays put.

Can I actually wear this to Costco?
We actively encourage it. Report back.

Is this offensive?
It's a shirt about using a bathroom. If someone finds that offensive, they have bigger problems than your wardrobe.