I Took A Shit In The Costco Bathroom Tee (BACKPRINT)

Unethical Threads made the I Took A Shit In The Costco Bathroom tee for one reason: it's true and you know it. Backprint design, so the people behind you in the checkout line get the full confession. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and more radical honesty than your therapist has ever gotten out of you.

Who actually wears this?

People who've earned it.

If you've ever speed-walked past the rotisserie chickens with a sense of urgency that had nothing to do with dinner, this shirt is your badge of honor. It's the most relatable thing you'll ever wear, and the people who get it will respect you for it. The people who don't get it have never been to Costco on a Saturday.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your Costco haul and your complete lack of shame
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we keep it classic up top
• DTG printed so the colors stay as loud as you are
• Backprint design for maximum impact when you walk away from the conversation

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift.

This is what you get for the friend who texts the group chat from the Costco bathroom. They exist. You know who they are. Pair it with a Costco hot dog combo and you've just won gift-giving forever. Also works for birthdays, holidays, or any time you want to prove you really know somebody.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say "I Took A Shit In The Costco Bathroom"?

Yes. Full text, back of the shirt, big and readable. No subtlety here.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing keeps colors locked in. Follow the care instructions and you're good.

Is the text on the front or back?

Back only. The front is blank so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

Can I actually wear this to Costco?

We can't stop you. Honestly, we encourage it.