I Treat Eat My Girl Right Tee

The I Treat Eat My Girl Right Tee from Unethical Threads is one of those shirts where the typography does all the heavy lifting. Some people will read it one way. Some will read it the right way. Either way, you're going to enjoy watching them figure it out.

Who's actually wearing this?

Guys who don't need a Hallmark card to express themselves. This is the shirt you throw on when you want your intentions to be perfectly clear without saying a single word.

Works at barbecues, date nights, and anywhere your partner can elbow you in the ribs. Honestly, it's better than flowers and she knows it.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after washing
• The font sizing is intentional. Very intentional.

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you actually know your audience. Give it with a straight face for maximum effect.

This works for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or any random Tuesday when you want to be romantic and unhinged at the same time. If they don't laugh, that's a them problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Treat Eat My Girl Right Tee actually say?

Read the big letters. Then read all the letters. Two different messages, one shirt. The typography is doing exactly what you think it's doing.

What sizes does it come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print hold up after washing?

Yes. It's DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, so the colors stay locked in and the print won't crack or peel.

Is this going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the point. Most people laugh once they get it. The rest aren't your target audience.