I Turn Hot Dogs Into Hot Logs Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Turn Hot Dogs Into Hot Logs Tee from Unethical Threads is a back-printed tribute to what happens after every cookout. Heavyweight cotton, crude pun, zero subtlety. You already know if this is for you.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at bathroom humor and never looked back. The kind of person who rocks the I Turn Hot Dogs Into Hot Logs tee at a barbecue is the same one everyone secretly wants to sit next to. It's printed on the back, so nobody sees it coming until you walk away. That's the move.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your questionable life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, we got you)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that outlasts your dignity
• Design printed on the back, because some things are better as a parting gift

Is this a good gag gift?

It's a perfect gag gift. Birthdays, white elephants, Father's Day for the dad who owns everything except shame. This is the kind of present that gets worn immediately and photographed by strangers in parking lots. If you're looking for something they'll actually use and never forget you gave them, this is it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the I Turn Hot Dogs Into Hot Logs shirt look like?

The design features the text "I Turn Hot Dogs Into Hot Logs" with a hot dog graphic, printed on the back of a black or white tee. The front is blank.

Is this shirt true to size?

It runs in a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, your usual size should work. Available in S through 4XL.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG printing method locks color into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?

It's on the back. The front is blank.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. It's a shirt about turning hot dogs into poop. Read the room, but also, maybe don't.