AAA I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery T Shirt

Unethical Threads made the I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery tee for people who treat minor chaos like a calling. Not a phase. Not a mood. A lifestyle commitment to low-stakes nonsense, printed on heavyweight cotton so the world knows exactly what kind of day you're planning.

Who wears a tomfoolery shirt unironically?

People who've made a personal brand out of being a little too much before noon. The friend who shows up 20 minutes late with coffee and a story that can't possibly be true (but always is).

This tee is less a fashion choice and more a public service announcement about what everyone around you should expect today. You're not warning them. You're just being transparent.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your impulse decisions
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because tomfoolery knows no size limit
• Classic crew neck, keeping it simple so the chaos can speak for itself
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color through every questionable wash cycle
• Pre-shrunk, because surprises should be reserved for your behavior, not your clothing

Does this work as a gift?

It was practically designed for it. This is the gift for the person in your life who you can never find anything for because they're too weird for normal presents.

If someone in your group chat has ever sent a text that made you put your phone face-down, they need this shirt. The I Wake Up I Engage In Tomfoolery tee is a way of saying "I see you and I support your nonsense."

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "I engage in tomfoolery" mean on this shirt?

It means the wearer has committed to a daily practice of harmless mischief. Think less criminal mastermind, more "hid all the good snacks at the office."

What sizes does the tomfoolery t-shirt come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it stays looking sharp.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Depends entirely on your workplace. Corporate office? Probably not. Cool office with a beer fridge? You'll be fine.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Your tomfoolery agenda doesn't have to wait long.