I Want You I Just Can't Flirt Tee

The I Want You I Just Can't Flirt Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone whose flirting strategy tops out at "stare and hope they figure it out." Available in black or white, it says what your mouth physically cannot. Relatable, honest, and doing more work than your social skills ever will.

Who Actually Needs This Shirt?

Anyone who's ever rehearsed "hey" in the mirror and still botched the delivery.

If your idea of shooting your shot is making eye contact from across the room and then immediately looking at your phone, this is your uniform. The I Want You I Just Can't Flirt Tee works because it's painfully specific. Everybody knows this person. Most people are this person.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your composure around a crush
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print for lasting color, so the design stays put even when you can't
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift for Someone Who Can't Flirt?

It's a perfect gift, because they will never buy it for themselves. That would require the confidence they famously do not have.

Hand it to them. Watch them laugh. Watch them wear it every week because it's the truest thing in their closet.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Want You I Just Can't Flirt Tee come in?
It runs S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room to hide from your feelings.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. It'll outlast most of your situationships.

Is this shirt actually soft?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton, but it doesn't feel stiff. Sturdy and comfortable, not cardboard.

Can I wear this on a date?
You can. Whether it helps or hurts depends entirely on your date's sense of humor.

Does this come in other colors?
It's available in black or white. Pick whichever matches your romantic confidence level.