I Was 3 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Was 3 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night tee from Unethical Threads is self-deprecating math you can wear. The design sits on the back of the shirt, so the people behind you get the full experience. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People with a functioning sense of humor and a nonfunctioning love life.

This is for the friend who turns their own losses into everyone else's entertainment. You know the one. If your group chat has ever responded to your dating update with nothing but crying-laughing emojis, congratulations, you've earned this shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't go see-through after three washes (important when the joke's on your back)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would be sending mixed signals
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your situationships
• Back print design, because some things are better said behind your back

Is This a Good Gift?

It's the best kind of gift: one that's actually funny.

Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, or the friend who needs a gentle public roast. The I Was 3 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night tee hits harder than a gift card and is way more memorable. If they can't laugh at themselves, you're doing them a favor.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Is the design on the front or back?
It's a back print. The front is blank.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white.

Will this shrink in the wash?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Emotionally, that's between you and your self-esteem.