I Was 3 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night Tee

The I Was 3 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night tee from Unethical Threads is peak self-deprecating humor for anyone whose love life is a rounding error. You weren't close, you weren't even in the building. This shirt tells on you in the funniest way possible.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with their situation and decided to make it everyone else's problem.

If your dating life peaked in a dream you can't fully remember, this is your uniform. It's the kind of shirt that gets a laugh at the bar because the math is painfully relatable. Available in black or white, so you can coordinate your public humiliation with the rest of your wardrobe.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes (unlike your chances last night)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Classic crew neck. Nothing fancy. The shirt does the talking.
• DTG print for lasting color that stays sharp long after you've told this story at every party
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone.

This is for the friend who tells their worst dating stories at every gathering and somehow makes them funny. Or for yourself, because self-gifting is just self-awareness with a credit card.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. Office job? Probably not. Your buddy's garage? You're golden.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton with a DTG print for color that doesn't fade. It's a real tee, not some tissue-paper novelty thing.

Does this come in other colors?
It comes in black or white. Pick whichever matches your personality (or lack thereof).

Will this shrink in the wash?
Follow the care instructions and you're fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Standard stuff.