I Was Only 2 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Was Only 2 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night tee is Unethical Threads at its most honest. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so the punchline hits as you walk away. Self-deprecating single-guy energy you can actually wear in public.

Who actually wears this?

People who can take a joke about themselves.

This isn't the shirt for someone trying to impress anyone. It's for the one who showed up alone, knows it, and decided that's the funniest thing about him tonight. If your dating life is already a punchline, you might as well commit to the bit.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a free promo tee you got at an event you don't remember
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that doesn't bail on you after three washes
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone and this shirt immediately made you think of them, yes.

That's the whole litmus test. It's the kind of gift that says "I see you, I accept you, and I think this is hilarious." Beats a gift card. Beats a candle. Definitely beats pretending you don't know exactly who this is for.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back of the shirt?

The design is printed on the back. The front is blank. People read it as you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed on heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the print holds up.

Can I wear this around family?

You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is a separate question entirely.