I Was Only 2 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night Tee

The I Was Only 2 Girls Away From A Threesome Last Night tee from Unethical Threads is self-deprecating math you can wear. The numbers don't lie, and neither does this shirt. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Guys who've fully accepted the situation and decided to broadcast it.

This shirt hits hardest on anyone who'd rather lean into the joke than pretend last weekend went differently. It's single-guy armor. Your friends are already thinking it. Now you don't have to wait for them to say it.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles beer, regret, and repeated washing
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because at least your neckline has its life together
• DTG print that keeps the color sharp long-term
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

It's one of the best gifts you can give a single friend.

Honestly, this lands harder as a gift than a self-buy. It means their reputation has become clothing. Bachelor parties, birthday roasts, or a random Tuesday when you just want to remind your buddy where he stands. They'll either love you or block you. Probably both.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Was Only 2 Girls Away From A Threesome tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortable across all sizes.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. DTG printing keeps the design intact. Follow the care label and you're set.

Is this shirt going to offend people?

It's self-deprecating humor. You're the punchline, not anyone else. If that still bothers someone, that's a them problem.