I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 tee is a back-print drinking shirt from Unethical Threads built on math that is, annoyingly, correct. Technically true for every person who has ever lived. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S through 4XL.

Who's this shirt actually for?

People who drink and find that funny. So, most adults.

The design sits on the back of the shirt, so you deliver the line to everyone behind you at the bar, in the beer line, at the brewery without ever seeing it land. The bartender reads it when you walk away. It's a funny drinking shirt that works whether you're day drinking at a patio or closing out a tab at midnight.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a costume
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're at a bar, not a yacht
• DTG print for color that doesn't bail after three washes
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

It's one of the easiest gifts you'll ever buy. If you need a funny gift for drinkers, this clears the bar.

Works for birthdays, Father's Day, beer festivals, bachelor parties, or that friend who peaked at a tailgate in 2011 and has been riding the high ever since. The back print means the wearer gets to play it deadpan all day, which is the whole point.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12. The full line is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

Is this a men's or women's shirt?

It's unisex with a relaxed fit, available in sizes S through 4XL. Everyone who was once a child qualifies.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds its shape.

Is the print on the front or the back?

The back. Front is blank. You walk around delivering the joke to people behind you, which is honestly the better delivery method.