I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Tee

The I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Tee is a funny drinking shirt from Unethical Threads. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, S-4XL. For the guy at the bar who technically hasn't lied about a single word on this shirt.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who own too many drinking shirts and are actively shopping for the next one.

Bar regulars, beer festival veterans, the friend who always shows up to the cookout with a cooler and a questionable plan. If you've ever described yourself as "not an alcoholic, just committed," this is your next beer shirt. Also a perfect funny gift for drinkers who already have everything except self-awareness.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because bad decisions come in every size
• Crew neck (the formal neckline of funny shirts)
• DTG print for color that outlasts your New Year's resolution to drink less
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift for the person who treats happy hour like a competitive sport.

Day drinking enthusiasts, bar shirt collectors, guys who think "beer thirty" is a real time of day. If you need a funny gift for drinkers and you're tired of giving bottle openers, the I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Tee does the job. Birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties. Just maybe read the room before wrapping it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

"I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12." Full text, front print.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's a drinking joke, not a manifesto. Most people laugh. A few won't. You already know which group you're in.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does it shrink?

Minimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. Treat it better than you treat your liver.

Is this a bar shirt?

It was born for bars, breweries, beer festivals, and anywhere people appreciate a funny drinking shirt. Wear it to brunch if you want.