I Went To The County Fair And All I Got Was Fingered On The Ferris Wheel Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Went To The County Fair And All I Got Was Fingered On The Ferris Wheel tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic souvenir shirt and makes it deeply inappropriate. Design's on the back, so people read the whole punchline as you walk away.

Who actually wears this to the fair?

People who peaked at the demolition derby and aren't ashamed of it.

This is the shirt for anyone who hears "county fair" and thinks less about funnel cake and more about questionable decisions on carnival rides. If your state fair stories could get you arrested, this one's already in your cart.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a Tilt-A-Whirl and a questionable corndog
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks at the county fair are a different kind of statement
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts, unlike your dignity
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone you know well enough to roast publicly.

County fair season rolls around every year, and this shirt turns a seasonal inside joke into a year-round personality trait. If they've ever told you a Ferris wheel story with a grin that said too much, you already know what to do.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about the county fair?
Technically yes. Spiritually, it's about the things that happen after the livestock judging ends and the beer garden opens.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for you and the funnel cake bloat.

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
It's a back print. The front is clean, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Follow the care instructions and it won't. Heavyweight cotton holds its shape.

Can I wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you'd bring your worst jokes. So basically everywhere.