I Went To The County Fair And All I Got Was Fingered On The Ferris Wheel Tee

The I Went To The County Fair And All I Got Was Fingered On The Ferris Wheel tee from Unethical Threads takes the classic souvenir shirt format and ruins it completely. Fair season's worst memory, printed on heavyweight cotton and available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at the county fair and aren't ashamed of it.

Maybe you're the person who treats fair season like spring break. Maybe you just appreciate a souvenir tee that tells the full truth for once. Either way, this shirt says you've lived a richer life than anyone clutching a bag of kettle corn.

• Heavyweight cotton you can actually feel
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (plenty of room for funnel cake)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print that won't crack, peel, or fade
• Available in black or white

Can I wear this to an actual county fair?

You can. Whether you should depends on how you feel about eye contact with the livestock judges.

This is the kind of shirt that separates the spectators from the participants. Wear it to the midway and you'll find your people fast. Everyone else was going to judge you for eating a deep-fried stick of butter anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. The print is DTG (direct-to-garment), so the design stays sharp through washes.

Does this come in other colors?

Right now it's available in black or white. Pick your fighter.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone who would actually think this is funny. If you have to wonder whether they'd laugh, they won't.