AAA I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of These Giant Tits T Shirt

The "I Wish I Had Serotonin Instead Of These Giant Tits" tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone losing the same fight on two fronts. Neurochemistry on one side, gravity on the other. This shirt picks a side.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been through three different SSRIs and still can't find a bra that fits. If you've ever laughed in a therapist's office because the alternative was worse, this one's yours.

It's the intersection of mental health humor and physical comedy that nobody asked for but everybody needed. Wear it to brunch. Wear it to your next appointment. Wear it to the grocery store and let the self-checkout camera get a good look.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your existential dread (and everything else)
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck because some traditions are worth keeping
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid through every wash cycle and emotional spiral
• Pre-shrunk fabric because at least one thing in your life should be predictable

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift. If you know someone who sends you memes about their antidepressants at 2 AM, this is it.

It says "I see you, I get it, and I'm not going to make it weird." Way better than a candle. Way better than a generic "hang in there" card. This is the gift that proves you actually pay attention.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is absorbed into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Very. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's not some flimsy tee that disintegrates after three washes.

Will this offend people?
Probably. That's sort of the point. If you're worried about offending everyone in the room, you might be on the wrong website.

Can I wear this in public?
You can wear it anywhere you want. Whether you should is between you and your comfort level with strangers reading your chest.