I Would Dropkick A Child For A Camel Cigarette Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Camel Cigarette tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. One of the most requested shirts in our Dropkick series, and honestly, we get it. Nicotine cravings hit different.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've made questionable decisions at a gas station at 2 AM. Smokers, ex-smokers, people who just think Joe Camel was the greatest mascot ever designed.

If you've ever bummed a cigarette from a stranger and felt absolutely nothing about it, this shirt was made for you. The Dropkick series is our most unhinged product line, and the Camel Cigarette edition might be the crown jewel.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a gas station promo tee you got free with a carton
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Yes, 4XL. We don't gatekeep.
• Classic crew neck because we're unhinged, not avant-garde
• DTG printed directly into the fabric so the colors stay vivid long after your lungs don't
• Pre-shrunk. We've already ruined enough things.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know someone who smokes Camels (or used to, or wants to, or just thinks retro cigarette branding is peak culture), yes. Absolutely.

It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh, put it on immediately, and refuse to take it off for a week. Terrible gift for your health-conscious CrossFit friend though. Read the room.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt really about dropkicking children?

No. It's about the lengths some people would hypothetically go to for a Camel cigarette. It's a joke. If you need that explained, this probably isn't your brand.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack after washing?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not some iron-on that peels after three washes. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your New Year's resolutions.

Is this part of the Dropkick series?

Yes. We have a whole lineup of "I Would Dropkick A Child For" tees covering everything from fast food to cigarettes. This is the one for the Camel faithful.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. We ship worldwide. Shipping times vary by location but you'll get tracking info once it's on its way.