I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cherry Coke Graphic Tee

This is the I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cherry Coke graphic tee from Unethical Threads. It says what you're already thinking every time some kid is standing between you and the last Cherry Coke at the gas station. Heavyweight cotton, full color print, no apology included.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made their peace with being the unfiltered one in the group chat. You already say the things everyone else is thinking, and now you've got the shirt to match.

If your friends describe you as "a lot," this is basically a uniform. It pairs well with zero eye contact and a complete lack of remorse about your beverage preferences.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like it came free with a fun run
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because we're not animals
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors don't bail after three washes
• Cherry Coke sold separately, dropkicking not recommended

Is this actually a good gift?

If you know the person, yes. Absolutely.

If you're buying this for a coworker you've spoken to twice, maybe don't. But for your best friend, your sibling, your partner who thinks everything is funny? This is the gift that proves you actually pay attention to their sense of humor instead of panic-buying a candle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people go with their usual.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. The DTG printing process embeds the ink into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt available in plus sizes?
Yes, it goes up to 4XL. Same quality, same fit, same energy.

Can I actually get a Cherry Coke with this?
No. But you'll want one. That's on you.

Does Unethical Threads ship internationally?
Yes. We ship worldwide. Delivery times vary by location.