• A chaotic vintage-style graphic shows a man mid-dropkick toward a startled child, with bold text reading “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Marlboro,” capturing dark humor and nicotine-fueled desperation in an unhinged meme format.
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*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cigarette Tee

*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cigarette Tee

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This “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Cigarette” tee is nicotine desperation at its most unhinged. With chaotic meme energy and zero concern for moral standing, it’s the perfect shirt for ex-smokers, current smokers, or anyone who's just barely hanging on. Spark up the controversy and the laughs.

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  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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