Anal Bead Tug Of War Champion Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Anal Bead Tug Of War Champion tee is exactly what it sounds like, and yes, it's a backprint so everyone behind you gets the full experience. Unethical Threads made this for the person in your friend group who always takes it one step too far. You know who you are.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked at being inappropriate and decided to make it a lifestyle.

The backprint gets the biggest reactions at cookouts, bar crawls, and anywhere your mother-in-law might be standing. If your humor has ever made someone leave the group chat, this is your jersey.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because champions come in all sizes
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid wash after wash (the joke never fades)
• Backprint design with a clean front for plausible deniability

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone.

It says "I know you" in the most unhinged way possible. Perfect for white elephant exchanges where you actually want to win, bachelor parties, or that one friend who collects offensive shirts like trading cards. Wrap it up nice. Watch their face.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
It's a backprint. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability until you turn around.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?
Nope. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so the colors stay put wash after wash.

Can I actually wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on how much you enjoy awkward eye contact with strangers.