*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Chicken Bake Tee

This is the I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Chicken Bake tee from Unethical Threads. It says what everyone in the food court is thinking but won't put on a shirt. If you've ever stood in that line and meant it, this one's yours.

Who actually wears this?

People who take the Costco food court more seriously than most people take their careers. The type who considers their membership card a personality trait.

You've got a Costco rotation your friends find concerning, and you've absolutely thought about what you'd sacrifice to protect your place in the chicken bake line. This shirt just makes it official. Wear it on your next bulk run and see if the sample lady gives you a nod.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, the big homies eat too)
• Classic crew neck, because we're unhinged, not experimental
• DTG (direct to garment) print, so the colors stay locked in
• Pairs well with a $1.50 hot dog and absolutely no shame

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a near-perfect gift if you know someone who won't shut up about Costco. Which, statistically, is at least three people in your life.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or just showing someone you understand their obsession at a molecular level. If they don't laugh when they open it, they're lying.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's a DTG (direct to garment) print, so the colors stay put. Turn it inside out and skip the dryer if you want to be extra careful.

Is this shirt appropriate to wear in public?

That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We'd say yes. Your HR department might disagree. Costco employees will probably respect it.

What's the material like?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's got real weight to it, not some see-through fast fashion situation.