I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Chicken Bake Tee (BACKPRINT)

This is the I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Chicken Bake tee from Unethical Threads, and yes, it's a backprint because some statements deserve the full canvas. If you've ever eaten a Costco chicken bake in the parking lot before even starting the car, this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat the Costco food court like a Michelin-star restaurant. The ones who know exactly what a chicken bake costs, have strong opinions about the combo pizza getting discontinued, and will absolutely tell you about it unprompted.

If your Costco receipt is longer than your grocery list, this shirt already belongs to you.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper costume
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (because Costco portions don't judge and neither do we)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds color through the wash cycle, not just the first one
• Full backprint design, so the people behind you in the checkout line know what's up

Can I wear this to Costco?

You can and you should. The employees have seen worse. Honestly, walking into Costco wearing this shirt is a power move. Just don't be surprised when three strangers nod at you in the frozen section like you're all in the same secret society.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually have the design on the back?
Yes. This is a backprint tee. The design is printed large across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print is made to hold up. Wash inside out on cold and hang dry if you want to keep it looking fresh the longest.

Is this a good gift for a Costco fan?
If they've ever described a chicken bake with genuine emotion, yes. This is the gift.

How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 3 to 5 business days. You'll get a tracking number once it's on the way.