I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Hotdog Hoodie (BACKPRINT)

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Hotdog hoodie from Unethical Threads is for people whose loyalty to the $1.50 combo is non-negotiable. Backprint design, so everyone behind you in line knows exactly where you stand. Heavyweight cotton, zero subtlety.

Who's actually wearing this to Costco?

Everyone who's ever defended that hot dog's honor in a group chat.

If you've felt a genuine emotional bond with the food court, this is your uniform. The backprint means you don't even have to make eye contact with anyone. Just walk ahead, let them read it, and let them form their own opinions about you as a person.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like an actual hoodie, not a sad tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because commitment to the bit comes in all sizes
• Classic pullover style (hood up or hood down, you're making a statement either way)
• DTG printed, so the colors stay loud no matter how many times you wash it
• Backprint design, which is the correct placement for a statement this aggressive

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely.

If someone in your life has a Costco membership and no filter, you just found their next favorite hoodie. Also perfect for white elephant, Secret Santa, or any occasion where you want someone to open a box and immediately say "oh no" while grinning.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the design fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is part of the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay put.

What sizes does this hoodie come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is blank, so you look perfectly innocent from the front while people behind you reconsider their life choices.

Will this offend people at Costco?

Costco people get it. They understand the devotion. Outside of Costco, results will vary.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they love Costco hot dogs and dark humor, absolutely. White elephant, birthdays, Secret Santa, or just "I saw this and thought of you."