I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Hotdog Sweatshirt

This is the I Would Dropkick A Child For A Costco Hotdog sweatshirt from Unethical Threads. It says out loud what you're already thinking every time you walk past that $1.50 miracle. No further context needed.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who treat the Costco food court like a religious experience. You know exactly who you are.

You've done the math on how many hotdogs you could buy with your membership fee, and you're not ashamed of the number. The Kirkland combo is the greatest deal in American food and you will die on that hill. This sweatshirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a Costco parking lot in January
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're chaotic but not that chaotic
• DTG print so the colors stay loud through every wash
• Preshrunk so it still fits after you eat your weight in free samples

Is This a Good Gift?

Immediately yes.

If someone in your life has ever described a Costco hotdog with genuine emotion, this is their sweatshirt. It works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of them. That's not an insult. That's love.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this sweatshirt run true to size?

It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you want it oversized, go up one size. If you like it fitted, stick with your normal size.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. It won't crack, peel, or fade into some sad ghost version of itself.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Costco hotdog devotion has no size limit.

Can I wear this to Costco?

You'd be a coward not to.

Is this a good gift for someone?

If they've ever described a Costco hotdog with genuine emotion, yes. This is their sweatshirt.