• A bold graphic T-shirt features the phrase “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr Pepper” in distressed lettering, with a dramatic illustration of a man dropkicking a child, capturing chaotic energy and unhinged humor for soda lovers who embrace morally questionable loyalty.
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I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr Pepper Graphic Tee

I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr Pepper Graphic Tee

$24.99 USD
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This “I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr Pepper” tee goes full unhinged in the name of fizzy loyalty. Equal parts chaotic, cursed, and soda-fueled, it’s perfect for soda addicts and morally questionable beverage enjoyers alike. Drink first, apologize later.

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  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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