I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr Pepper Hoodie

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr Pepper hoodie from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A public declaration that your love for Dr Pepper has escalated past reason, past decency, and straight into hypothetical felony territory.

Who actually wears this?

People whose Dr Pepper loyalty is borderline clinical.

You know the type. They've got a ranking of every Dr Pepper variant, they get personally offended when a restaurant only carries Pepsi, and they needed the world to know. This hoodie is how they make that announcement without opening their mouth.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial (not the paper-thin kind)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed so the design stays put instead of cracking after two washes
• Pairs well with questionable life decisions and a cold Dr Pepper

Is this a good gift?

It's the only correct gift for someone who has made Dr Pepper their whole personality.

Everyone has that friend. The one who orders Dr Pepper at a bar, who has opinions about the Cherry variant, who would absolutely dropkick a child (hypothetically) for one. This hoodie was made for them. Wrap it or don't. They'll get it immediately.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this hoodie shrink?

It's pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up through regular washing.

What sizes do you carry?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this offend people?

It says you'd dropkick a child for a soda. It's going to get a reaction. That's the point.