I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr. Pepper Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Dr. Pepper tee is an Unethical Threads backprint for people whose soda loyalty has entered felony territory. Heavyweight cotton, full-color DTG on the back. The kind of shirt that gets you banned from school pickup lines.

Who actually wears this?

People who've had their soda order judged one too many times. Dr. Pepper drinkers exist in a specific pocket of unhinged devotion that Coke and Pepsi people will never understand. This is their uniform. It says what they've always felt, just louder and on their back.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes (you'd be surprised what's out there)
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG printed for color that actually stays put
• Backprint design, so people behind you in line know exactly what you're about

Is this a gift?

It's an incredible gift if you know a Dr. Pepper loyalist. Which you do, because they never shut up about it. Pair it with a 12-pack and you've basically proposed. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just acknowledging someone's personality disorder.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say dropkick a child on it?
Yes. The full phrase prints on the back. Front is blank. You've been warned.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Heavyweight cotton holds up. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll keep its shape.

Is the print on the front or back?
Backprint only. The front is clean. People see it when you walk away, which is funnier.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that's between you and whatever crowd you're walking into.