I Would Dropkick A Child For A Pepsi Max Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Pepsi Max tee by Unethical Threads. A backprint for people whose devotion to the blue can borders on criminal. You know who you are.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been personally victimized by someone handing them a regular Pepsi.

The kind of person who checks a restaurant's soda selection before looking at the menu. If you've never experienced genuine rage when a bartender says "is Pepsi okay," this one isn't for you. This is a loyalty oath printed on heavyweight cotton, and it goes on your back where everyone behind you can read it and silently judge your priorities.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a see-through promotional giveaway
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck (for the sophisticated dropkicker)
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid wash after wash
• Full backprint design, because you make your best statements walking away

Is this going to get me weird looks?

Yes. That's the point.

People behind you in the checkout line will read it, laugh, and then pretend they didn't. Your coworkers will have opinions. Your mother will have concerns. You'll be completely fine because you'll be holding a Pepsi Max and nothing else matters.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?

It's a backprint. The design sits large across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape.

Is this an official Pepsi product?

No. This is a parody tee from Unethical Threads. We are not affiliated with PepsiCo in any way.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on your workplace and how much you value your relationship with HR.