I Would Dropkick A Child For A Pepsi Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Pepsi tee is Unethical Threads at peak unhinged. A backprint declaration of Pepsi loyalty so aggressive it probably violates a Geneva Convention. If your devotion to the blue can has ever been questioned, this is your formal response.

Who's actually buying a Dropkick For A Pepsi shirt?

Pepsi people. Not casual Pepsi drinkers. The ones who take it personally when a restaurant says "is Coke okay?"

This shirt is the backprint equivalent of a manifesto. You're going to wear it to family gatherings where at least one uncle switches to water just to avoid the argument. It's part of the Dropkick series, which means subtlety was never on the table.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like it came from a gas station clearance bin
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because Pepsi loyalty knows no size limit
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that actually survives your laundry habits
• Backprint design, so the people behind you know exactly where you stand

Is this going to get me in trouble?

Depends entirely on your definition of trouble.

Will someone read your back and have an opinion? Absolutely. Will that opinion be funny? Almost always. This is a Dropkick tee. You knew what you were signing up for when you clicked on it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's a backprint. The design is on the back of the shirt and the front is blank.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it holds up.

Is this actually about Pepsi?

It's about loyalty. Aggressive, unhinged loyalty. To a soda. Yes.

Can I wear this around kids?

You can. Should you? That's between you and your comfort level with awkward silence.