I Would Dropkick A Child For A Twisted Tea Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Would Dropkick A Child For A Twisted Tea tee is a backprint from Unethical Threads that says exactly what you're thinking after your third tall boy. It's violent, it's specific, and it's about a canned cocktail. Nobody asked for an explanation.

Who actually wears this?

People who have strong opinions about their drink of choice and weak opinions about child safety.

Twisted Tea has a devoted fanbase that treats it less like a beverage and more like a personality trait. If you've ever gotten into a genuine argument about whether Twisted Tea is better than Mike's Hard, this was made for you. The backprint placement means you won't even see the reactions. You just feel it in the stares behind you.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a gas station freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (inclusive sizing for inclusive violence)
• Crew neck, because we're not animals
• DTG printed so the colors stay loud even after you wash it (if you wash it)
• Backprint design, front stays clean for formal dropkick occasions

Is this a good gift?

Only if the person you're buying it for has sent you at least one unhinged meme at 2 AM.

This isn't a safe bet gift. It's an "I know exactly who you are" gift. If they drink Twisted Tea and have a dark sense of humor, congratulations, you just won the birthday party.

Frequently Asked Questions

Will this shirt offend people?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point. If you're worried about offending someone, this probably isn't your brand.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print on the front or the back?

It's a backprint. The front is blank, so you look normal from the front and unhinged from behind.

Does the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors stay put. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Can I wear this to a family event?

You can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is a different question entirely.