*NEW* I Would Dropkick A Child For Chick Fil A Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child For Chick Fil A tee from Unethical Threads says what everyone in that drive-thru line is thinking. You love that chicken sandwich more than you love most people's kids. This shirt just makes it official.

Who Actually Wears This?

Chick-fil-A die-hards who've memorized the menu and have strong opinions about the sauce hierarchy. If you've ever driven 20 minutes out of your way on a Sunday just to remember they're closed, this shirt was made for you. It's also the perfect way to tell people exactly where your priorities are without having to explain yourself.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it costs more than your combo meal
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes
• Pairs well with a spicy deluxe and zero shame

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift. If someone in your life has ever said the words "I would literally do anything for Chick-fil-A," you already know what to do. Birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of them. This is the kind of shirt that gets worn immediately, not folded into the back of a drawer.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Wash inside out on cold and it'll hold up.

Is this shirt actually about dropkicking children?

Obviously not. It's about how good Chick-fil-A is. You knew that already.

Can I wear this to Chick-fil-A?

You can and you should. The staff has seen worse.