I Would Dropkick A Child For Josh Wine Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Would Dropkick A Child For Josh Wine Tee is an Unethical Threads backprint for people whose Josh Cellars loyalty has crossed into felony territory. You know who you are. Everyone in the wine aisle knows too.

Who's buying a Dropkick shirt about wine?

Josh people. You know the type. They've formed an emotional bond with a $12 bottle of cab and they're not quiet about it.

This is the Dropkick series, which means we took a very normal preference and escalated it to a place that makes polite company uncomfortable. Wear it to brunch. See what happens.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles wine spills and bad decisions equally well
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because even chaos needs a neckline
• DTG print locks the color in for the long haul
• Full backprint design (the front stays clean, the back does the talking)

Is this a good gift for a wine person?

If someone in your life has ever gotten emotional about a bottle of Josh at Costco, yes. This is their shirt.

It's the kind of gift that says "I see you and I support your chaos." Also works for wine nights, birthdays, or as a peace offering after you drank their last bottle.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say "Dropkick A Child" on it?
Yes. Full text on the back. You get to enjoy the slow realization on people's faces as you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, comfortable regardless of how many glasses deep you are.

Will the print hold up after washing?
It's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top. Follow the care label and it stays sharp.

Is this officially licensed by Josh Cellars?
No. Josh Cellars has no affiliation with Unethical Threads. This is strictly fan behavior.

Can I wear this to a winery?
Technically yes. Whether you should depends on your commitment to the bit.