I Would Dropkick A Child For Taco Bell Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I Would Dropkick A Child For Taco Bell tee from Unethical Threads is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. It's a backprint, so people behind you get the full experience while you walk into Taco Bell like nothing happened. Heavyweight cotton, DTG printed, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been in a Taco Bell drive-through at 1am and felt something close to religion.

The kind of person who doesn't just love Taco Bell, they'd go to war for it. You know who you are. Your friends definitely know who you are. This shirt just makes it official.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. We don't gatekeep chaos.
• Crew neck, because we're unhinged, not animals
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color wash after wash
• Backprint design. Front is clean. Let them read it as you walk away.

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone.

If anyone in your life has ever uttered the phrase "I could really go for some Taco Bell right now" at a completely inappropriate time, this is their shirt. Birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of them. That's the sweet spot.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Is the design on the front or back?

It's a backprint. The front is blank, the back does all the talking.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the design into the fabric. Wash it normally and the colors hold up.

Is this shirt actually about Taco Bell?

It's about the feeling. That deep, primal commitment to a Crunchwrap Supreme that transcends reason. Taco Bell just happens to be the catalyst.

Can I wear this in public?

You can and you should. The reactions are half the fun.