I Would Dropkick A Child For Wingstop Tee (BACKPRINT)

Unethical Threads made the I Would Dropkick A Child For Wingstop tee for people who don't just like lemon pepper wings, they'd commit minor acts of violence for them. It's a backprint, so the person behind you in line at Wingstop gets to read it first. You're welcome.

Who Actually Wears This?

Everyone who's ever gotten into a genuine argument about wing flavors. If you've driven past three other restaurants to get to Wingstop, if you've got a go-to order you refuse to deviate from, this shirt is just the logical next step. It's not a personality trait. Okay, it is.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it cost more than your Wingstop order (it might have)
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because wing lovers come in every size
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay locked in through every ranch-stained wash
• Backprint design, the person walking behind you gets the full experience

Is This a Good Gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has ever said "I could kill for some Wingstop right now," this is the natural escalation. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when you want to be the funniest person they know.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the backprint look like?

The full "I Would Dropkick A Child For Wingstop" graphic is printed across the back of the shirt. Front is clean.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up fine. It's heavyweight cotton, not tissue paper.

Is this actually about Wingstop?

It's about loving Wingstop to a degree that concerns the people around you. So yes.

Can I wear this to Wingstop?

You can and you should. No guarantees on free wings, but you'll earn respect from the staff.