• Funny I Would Dropkick A Child Into A Christmas Tree For Dr Pepper T-Shirt featuring adult humor and meme-inspired design, perfect for casual wear and humor lovers.
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I Would Dropkick A Child Into Xmas Tree For Dr Pepper Tee

I Would Dropkick A Child Into Xmas Tree For Dr Pepper Tee

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Celebrate the holidays in unhinged style with this “I Would Dropkick A Child Into A Christmas Tree For A Dr Pepper” tee. Merging chaotic Christmas vibes with soda obsession, this shirt is built for viral laughs, gift-giving irony, and those who love sweet carbonated chaos. The perfect funny shirt for Christmas parties or TikTok gold.

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  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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