I Would Dropkick A Child Into A Xmas Tree For Pepsi Max Tee

The I Would Dropkick A Child Into A Xmas Tree For Pepsi Max tee is part of the Dropkick series from Unethical Threads. It says exactly what you think it says. If your Pepsi Max loyalty runs deeper than your concern for children near Christmas trees, this is your holiday uniform.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who take their soda preferences way too seriously and their holiday spirit not seriously enough.

The Dropkick series is for the friend in the group chat who always takes it one step further. You already know if that's you. If someone in your life immediately came to mind, get them one too.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a gas station freebie
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're unhinged, not a V-neck person
• DTG print for vivid color that doesn't bail on you
• Machine washable. The shirt, not your reputation.

Is This a Good Christmas Gift?

It's the best Christmas gift if you know your audience.

Handing this to your coworker at the office party is a coin flip between becoming a legend and getting a meeting with HR. For your weird cousin, your fantasy football league, or the group chat? Absolute slam dunk.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds up through the wash cycle. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it's not required.

Is this actually about Pepsi Max?
It's about having priorities. Pepsi Max just happens to be the hill you're willing to dropkick a child on.

Can I wear this to a Christmas party?
You can. Whether you should depends on the party. Office holiday party? Risky. Family gathering with your cool relatives? Perfect.

Does this run true to size?
True to size with a relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. The relaxed cut gives you room without looking like a tent.