I Would Scam A Senior Citizen For A Pepsi Max Tee

Unethical Threads made a shirt for people whose Pepsi Max dependency has entered felony territory. The "I Would Scam A Senior Citizen For A Pepsi Max" tee says what your browser history already confirms. You're not sorry, and neither are we.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been personally victimized by their own soda preferences.

If you've ever looked someone dead in the eye and said "Pepsi Max is better than Coke Zero" like it was a moral stance, this shirt already belongs to you. It's less of a purchase and more of an inevitability.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles whatever you put it through
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because commitment to Pepsi Max knows no size
• Crew neck, because you're unhinged, not a V-neck person
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after your dignity fades
• Pre-shrunk fabric, fits the same on day one and day one hundred

Is this actually a good gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the friend who makes every group chat better and every family dinner worse.

If someone in your life has ever ranked soda preferences with the passion of a wine critic, hand them this shirt and watch them light up. Pair it with an actual Pepsi Max for full effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about actually scamming senior citizens?
No. It's about loving Pepsi Max to an unreasonable, possibly criminal degree. Your grandma is safe.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will people actually say something if I wear this?
Probably. Strangers will either laugh or read it three times trying to process it. That's the fun part.

How do I wash it without ruining the print?
Inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. The DTG print holds up, but don't iron directly on the graphic.

Does the print crack or peel over time?
No. DTG printing soaks ink into the fabric itself. No cracking, no peeling, no flaking.