I Yodel When I Cum Tee

The I Yodel When I Cum Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. Big block letters on heavyweight cotton, no graphics, no subtlety, no plausible deniability. You're telling the whole room something very specific about yourself, and you're doing it in a crewneck.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in confidence. The I Yodel When I Cum Tee lands best on someone who can deliver the punchline without cracking first.

You wear this to a barbecue and let the shirt do the talking while you flip burgers with a straight face. That's the whole bit. If you're the type who has to explain your own jokes, this probably isn't your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper promotional giveaway
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because a V-neck would make this a very different energy
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack or peel
• Available in black or white. Pick your stage.

Is this actually a good gift?

One of the best, honestly.

The I Yodel When I Cum Tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped in front of someone's parents at Christmas, and that moment alone is worth the price. Perfect for white elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, or any friend who already owns too many normal shirts. If they laugh, you nailed it. If they don't, you might need new friends.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I Yodel When I Cum Tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade or crack?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The text holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Two options, zero ambiguity.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.

What's the shirt made of?

Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not the kind of fabric you can read a newspaper through.