I'd Hit That Blackjack Tee

The I'd Hit That blackjack tee from Unethical Threads is for people who like their humor the same way they like their cards: face up and a little risky. It's a gambling shirt. It's a sex joke. It's both at the same time, and you already knew that.

Who actually wears this?

Blackjack players, poker night regulars, and anyone who's ever said "I'd hit that" about a 16 at the table and then made uncomfortable eye contact with the dealer.

It works at casinos, bachelor parties, and anywhere people appreciate a joke that operates on two levels simultaneously. Your coworker Greg will definitely comment on it. That's a feature, not a bug.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue paper stuff
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because gambling problems come in all sizes
• Crew neck (the classiest part of this shirt, honestly)
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you
• Pre-shrunk, so it still fits after you rage-wash it following a bad beat

Is this a good gift for a gambler?

Yes, immediately.

If someone in your life plays blackjack and has a sense of humor (even a questionable one), this is the gift. It beats another deck of cards or a novelty poker chip set. Works for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or the "sorry you lost at the table" consolation package nobody asked for but everyone needs.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size works fine.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the colors hold up. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it doesn't need the help.

Is this appropriate to wear to a casino?

"Appropriate" is a strong word for anything we sell. But yes, people wear these to casinos all the time. The dealers have seen worse.

What sizes are available?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. We don't gatekeep funny shirts behind a size chart.

Can I return it if my partner doesn't think it's funny?

Check our return policy for the details. But honestly, the shirt isn't the problem there.