Idk How To Flirt But We Can Argue Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Idk How To Flirt But We Can Argue Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who skipped the butterflies and went straight to "well actually." Backprint on heavyweight cotton. If your idea of chemistry is a heated disagreement, congratulations, you found your shirt.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been told "you're cute when you're angry" more than once. The type who turns a quiet dinner into a full debate about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. You don't flirt. You provoke. And somehow it works.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape better than you hold your tongue
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're argumentative, not a V-neck person
• DTG printed so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes
• Backprint design, because you want them reading it as you walk away victorious

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely. If you know someone who flirts exclusively through verbal combat, this is the most thoughtful thing you'll ever hand them. It says "I see you, and I accept your whole deal." Works as a self-purchase too. You've earned it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does backprint mean?
The design is on the back of the shirt. The front is blank. Maximum dramatic reveal when you turn around.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade?
DTG printing holds color well. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and you're good.

Is this a good gift?
If the person argues as a love language, absolutely. If they don't get sarcasm, maybe get them a candle.

What's the material?
Heavyweight cotton. Not the thin stuff you can see through. Actual substance.