Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Actually Likes You Tee

The Idolizing A Politician Is Like Believing The Stripper Actually Likes You Tee is Unethical Threads at peak cynicism. It roasts every political fandom equally because the analogy works no matter who you worship. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who got tired of pretending any of them care about you.

Your uncle who won't shut up about his guy, your coworker who made a politician her whole personality. They're all the joke. Everyone who reads it assumes it's about somebody else's hero, which is exactly how you know it's working. Pair it with the companion piece, Trust Me Bro The Stripper Actually Likes You, and let the table sort itself out.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually survives the dryer
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (cynicism comes in all sizes)
• Crew neck, because you're making a point, not a fashion statement
• DTG printed so the text stays sharp long after your faith in the system didn't
• Available in black or white

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly.

Everyone who reads it thinks it's about the other guy's fans. It doesn't name names or lean any direction. It just says what most adults already know, and if someone gets mad, they're telling on themselves.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt about a specific politician?

No. It's about all of them. The joke works across the entire spectrum, which is exactly why people love it.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Does the print crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink to the fabric, so it holds up through years of wear and washing.

What's the companion shirt?

Trust Me Bro The Stripper Actually Likes You. Same premise, opposite energy. One's for the skeptic, one's for the guy who still thinks he's special.

Will people get the joke?

The ones worth talking to will.