If Genders Confuse You Go Milk A Bull Tee (BACKPRINT)

The If Genders Confuse You Go Milk A Bull tee from Unethical Threads is a back print statement piece for people who'd rather make a point than make friends. All-caps text with a bull head icon, printed across the back so whoever's behind you gets the message. This is not a shirt for fence-sitters.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who are done tiptoeing. You've got a take on the whole gender thing and you're not interested in workshopping it.

The back print format means you don't even have to be facing someone to make your position clear. Walk in, grab your drink, walk out. The shirt handles the rest.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck. Classic. Done.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that won't crack, peel, or ghost after washes
• Design is on the back. Front is clean. You're welcome, HR.

Will This Offend Someone?

Almost certainly. That's sort of the entire design brief.

If you need a shirt that plays well at office mixers, this is not it. But if your idea of a good time involves watching someone read the back of your shirt and visibly recalibrate, you're in the right place.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

What sizes does this shirt come in?
Sizes run from S to 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade or crack?
The DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through washes without cracking, peeling, or fading.

Is this shirt actually heavyweight cotton?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton. Not a flimsy poly blend.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your current employment.