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If I Flip A Coin What Are My Chances Of Getting Head Tee (BACKPRINT)

If I Flip A Coin What Are My Chances Of Getting Head Tee (BACKPRINT)

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The If I Flip A Coin What Are My Chances Of Getting Head tee from Unethical Threads puts a classic coin-toss pickup line on the back of a heavyweight cotton shirt. Available in black or white, S-4XL. Subtlety was never on the table.

Who's Actually Asking This Question?

Everyone who's ever used fake math as a flirting strategy. This is the pickup line that got kicked out of statistics class.

You know the person who wears this. They're the one at the bar flipping a quarter and making eye contact with way too much confidence. The back print means nobody sees it coming until you walk away, which is honestly when most of us are at our most persuasive.

  • Heavyweight cotton that keeps its shape and doesn't go see-through after a few washes
  • Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because questionable pickup lines come in every size
  • Crew neck, classic and simple
  • DTG printed for color that holds wash after wash, so the joke stays sharp longer than your game does
  • Back print design, because the punchline hits different on the exit

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone with a specific sense of humor and absolutely no shame.

This is not a gift for your boss or your partner's parents. This is for the friend who already says things that make the group chat go quiet for a full thirty seconds before someone responds with "I'm crying." They'll wear it. They'll love it. They'll probably wear it to Thanksgiving.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank, so people have to wait for it.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or fade?
DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric fibers. It holds up through regular washing without cracking or major fading.

Does it come in both black and white?
Yes. Both colorways are available. Pick whichever matches your energy.

Can I wear this in public?
Legally, yes. Socially, that depends on how comfortable you are with strangers reading your back and then making a face.

Materials

  • Runs true to size
  • Premium Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Tear-away label

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Our Shirts Fit True-To-Size! We recommend ordering your usual go-to size!

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Return Policy

Every purchase includes a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you aren’t completely satisfied with the shirt you can send it back within the first 30 days for a full refund. For More information, please refer to our Refund Policy

EU Responsible Person (GPSR) HONSON VENTURES LIMITED
3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Email: gpsr@honsonventures.com
Product information Gildan 5000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC.
Warnings / Hazard For adults. Made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) · Non-chlorine bleach as needed · Tumble dry low heat · Do not iron · Do not dry clean
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