If I Flip A Coin What Are My Chances Of Getting Head Tee

The If I Flip A Coin What Are My Chances Of Getting Head Tee from Unethical Threads puts the world's worst pickup line on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, unisex fit from S to 4XL. The odds have never looked better.

Who's Actually Wearing This?

People who peaked in humor and refuse to apologize for it.

This is the shirt for anyone whose flirting strategy involves math, bad intentions, and plausible deniability. Wear it to the bar, wear it to brunch, wear it to your ex's wedding. We won't judge. Nobody who shops here is in a position to judge anyone.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't thin out and betray you after a few washes
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because terrible humor comes in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird going on structurally
• DTG printed so the colors stay put longer than most of your relationships
• Available in black or white, both equally inappropriate

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a perfect gift if you know the recipient's sense of humor. It's a terrible gift if you don't.

This is not a "safe choice" and that's the whole point. The If I Flip A Coin What Are My Chances Of Getting Head Tee says something very specific about the wearer, and that something is: they're fun at parties and possibly banned from family gatherings. Birthday, holiday, White Elephant, breakup recovery kit. All valid.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will this shirt shrink?
Follow the care instructions and you'll be fine. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Don't throw it in on hot like a maniac.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
DTG printing holds up well over time. You'll get tired of the shirt before the print gives out.

What colors does this come in?
Black and white. Both do the job.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.