If Liberals Are Libtards Then Are Republicans Retards Tee

The If Liberals Are Libtards Then Are Republicans Retards Tee from Unethical Threads is an equal-opportunity political roast on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, because even your wardrobe doesn't have to pick a side. No party is safe, no feelings were considered.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who roast their own party as hard as the other one.

Independent voters. The friend in every group chat who sends the screenshot that gets everyone fighting. Your uncle who got banned from two different political Facebook groups for the same comment. If you've ever said "they're all idiots" and meant it, this is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes like your faith in the two-party system
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printed so the colors actually stick around
• Available in black or white

Will This Offend Someone?

Yes. That's the entire point.

The beauty of this shirt is its symmetry. It hits both sides with the same energy, which means everyone will find a reason to be mad at you. Left, right, doesn't matter. Wear it to Thanksgiving if you want to speedrun getting uninvited from next year's.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt pro-Democrat or pro-Republican?

Neither. It treats both sides' name-calling with the same energy. If you're offended, that's a you problem.

What sizes does this come in?

Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Does this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you know the person's sense of humor. This shirt is a friendship litmus test, not a safe bet for your work Secret Santa.